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Sep 16 / Reblog | lakevida: in bed with the lights off at 7:40pm big as fuck glass of ice water i don’t care what happens to anyone or anything bye
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Jan 18 / Reblog | averagefairy: averagefairy: you know whats so rude though like why are bottles of honey shaped like bears. bees make the honey and these phony ass bears get all the glory? justice for bees
people keep telling me this is the plot of bee movie i honestly never knew… i thought that movie was about a woman trying to fuck a bee
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Jan 18 / Reblog | cocktoetwins-archive-deactivate: i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap
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Jan 18 / Reblog | thyrell: i love when guys come in and order samwiches like “oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife” like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!
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Jan 18 / Reblog | fairycosmos: hey be nice to me im just a teenage girl who has legally been an adult for years
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